Entries from September 2008

September 23, 2008

First 2008 SlaterRaider Primary Debate This THURSDAY

A heavyweight battle:
Craig Steinfels, “Tired of the Porch, Let’s put one of US in the HOUSE!”

vs.
Damon Parker, “Change our Children can count on” (“The kids in the picture are what I work/fight for.” The three little ones are his and the big ones are his niece and nephew. Really, not a good looking family at all [...]

September 23, 2008

My Favorite Political Ad Ever

How can you beat this?

This is actually my favorite campaign commercial. I’ll vote for who ever supports this message first.

I love it. Cody representing little bros everywhere!

September 22, 2008

We Have The Elite 8!

John Tanner has met his match! All of our 8 candidates are ready to take the Congressional seat of our too-many-term-Congressman. We’re putting the finishing touches on bios and pictures of the candidates, and we will post them as soon as we have them all. The first debate is scheduled for THURSDAY! (The day before [...]

September 22, 2008

Wade Munday Plays Dodgeball

It’s a simple question that no Barack Obama supporter will answer: Will Barack Obama take money from some people and give it to other people? The answer clearly is…

(Sorry for the unclear audio.)

September 22, 2008

Has This EVER Been More Relevant Than It Is Right Now

Not Yours to Give By Davy Crockett
…”Well, Colonel…you gave a vote last winter which shows that either you have not capacity to understand the Constitution, or that you are wanting in the honesty and firmness to be guided by it. In either case you are not the man to represent me…your understanding of the Constitution is [...]

September 21, 2008

Now That The Government Owns AIG…

…will this be the end of my favorite commercial:

September 21, 2008

Model Letter To Tanner

From SlaterRaider Kirk,
John,
Below was your response to me dated June 23rd, 2008, regarding my concerns with the energy crisis facing West Tennesseans.  How was this letter consistent with your vote on the democratic energy bill pushed thru congress this week?  What is in the bill that I don’t understand, because this makes Zero economic sense to [...]

September 19, 2008

Send A Shot Across The Bow…

…to John Tanner’s 20 reign.
Some of our verbal applications this morning are below. You can still apply at Slater@wtjs.com or leave a comment on this post. On Monday, our SlaterRaider Party Board Of Elections will narrow the applications to the Elite 8 who will compete in a series of debates from now until November 4th. [...]

September 19, 2008

The Red Lipstick Club!

Katherine and her daughter are sending all their Matt Damon movies back to Matt Damon. They’re also sending all their old Disney and any movies with dinosaurs. They’ve even started their own “The Red Lipstick Club”. Check out her website to get a Shirt and Lip-Bama.

September 19, 2008

Do You Want To Be A Congressman?

The SlaterRaiders have had enough! After Tanner’s support to permanently ban drilling for 85% of our oil reserves, it’s high time the people of Tennessee’s 8th Congressional District have a CHOICE (other than the guy who believes in selective breeding, but even he got 60,000 votes last election).  
It’s obviously too late to put up [...]