July 28, 2008

Olympic Track Star Has Older Brother Named “God Goldin Zig Zag Zig Allah”

Queen Edith Quedith Earth Harrison has 22 siblings: Graceful, Zuequal, Muun (Which I think is a race in StarWars), King Master, Princess, Goldin, Queen, Empress Victory, and older brother God Goldin Zig Zag Zig Allah. No wonder the whole world hates us. This father should be thrown in jail! Oh wait, he’s already in jail. On drug charges. [...]

July 28, 2008

WAY MORE Appropriate For Kids, Ab-a-sa-lutely!

Postle Paul. You know bout Postle Paul. (Right). 
Noey? Heard bout Noey?

And the whole 2 minutes is worth the last 3 seconds of this one:

July 28, 2008

Not At All Appropriate For Kids To Watch…

…but it’s a public service (Contains the F-word a few 2, 3, 85 times). From Penn and Teller’s BullSh**. Thanks, Drew.